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'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'
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Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
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"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"See if you can hit Florida."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.
'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.
"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."
An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him
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'At The Goldilocks Hardware Emporium' Nuts and bolts that say 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'
'Have you cleared this by legal yet?'
'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'
'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''
'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'
"When they used him on a NASA shuttle, it gave him a big head!"
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"Wow! This guy's a hard nut to crack!"
The Nuts at Home...
Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.
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"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"
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Will work for nuts
Bolting your Food.