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Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
Tags:pirate, pirated, moon, mooning, line of sight, lines of sight, blind spot, blind spots, eyepatch, patch, patches, eye patch, eye-patches, eye patches, yarr, pirate ship, pirates, ship, ships, poop deck, deck, decks, above deck, above decks, crew, captain, captain of the ship, captains, crews, crewed, mutiny, mutinous, treason, treasons, treasonous, high seas, high sea, highseas, highsea, split, split down the middle, pirating, pirated, poking fun, poke fun, pokes fun
"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate captain, pirate captains, eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, weak ye muscles, medical advice, doctors advice, pathetic, modern life, modern attitudes, doctor's advice, good advice, backstory, backstories, tragic backstory, tragic backstories, fight, fights, disappointment, disappointments
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne
"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, talk like a pirate, talks like a pirate, talking like a pirate, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, eye injury, eye injuries, injury, injuries, stab, stabs, stabbing, blind, blinds, blinding, one eye, one eyed, fork, forks, accident, accidents, accidental
I retired when the crew began calling me Salt and Pepper Beard
Tags:age, aging, old, old folks, elderly, elder, retire, retirement, community, pirate, eyepatch, black, beard, salt, pepper, gray, graying, hair, color, parrot, peg leg, crew, retired, piracy, captain, black beard, grey, greying, old age, pensioner, pensioners, care home, retirement home, edward teach, edward thatch
"Shake yer booty!"
Tags:pirates, pirates, pirate speak, pirate speaks, piratespeak, disco, disco song, disco songs, dance music, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, pirate booty, shake, shakes, shaking, shaker, shakers, dance, dances, dancing, twerk, twerks, twerking, peg leg, peg legs, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches
Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.
Tags:eyepatch, eyepatches, eye-patch, eye-patches, eye patch, eye patches, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor, doctors, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, doctor's office, doctors office, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, eye problem, eye problems, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, chatted up, chat-ups, chat ups
A child has an eye patch where he's been burned.
Tags:eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, injure, injures, injury, injuries, accident, accidents, accidental, hand-rolled, child, children, kid, kids, offspring, son, sons, pretentious, pretentiousness, safety, unsafe, hazard, hazards, hazardous, safety hazard, safety hazards
"Okay, let's try and pencil in another meeting about your raise, shall we?"
"Aye - 'tis ye patch that ceased me to smoke."
"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
Tags:fireworks, firework, explosion, explosions, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, july 4th, july 4, bonfire night, bonfire nights, safety, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, amputees, missing digit, missing digits, missing fingers, new year, new years, new year's eve, new years eve, match, matches, fire, flame, danger, finger, toe, celebration, blow up, endanger, endangers
'Good news, Your Majesty...I've found you a suitable donor.'
Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.
'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'
Pirates go blind.
Musician with eyepatch
Perils of a violin player.
The Dangers of Snooker.
One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.
'Hey! Don't run with sharp objects!'
'I'm doing what you said... cutting my TV viewing in half.'
'Oh, and remember, Sir, whatever you do, please don't go staring at Mr. Winterhouse's glass eye.'
'Miss Jenkins...I've had my eye on you for some time.'