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'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
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"Hi! This is a holdup. Just empty out your pockets and quietly leave the car."
Cent holding up dollar.
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, hold up, hold ups, holdup, holdups, hold-up, hold-ups, robber, robbers, robbery, watch you pennies, watching your pennies, budget, budgets, saving, savings, interest, earning interest, skinflint, skinflints, frugal, frugality, take care of your pennies, cent, cents, dollar, dollars, dollar sign
"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."
'This is not a holdup. I've been a computer geek so long I've forgotten how to talk.'
"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."
"It's a HO.. HO.. HOLD-UP!"
'Nothing Personal...but I got to Pay Paul.'
"How do I know that banana is really loaded?"
"I suppose you think just because you have a gun, I'm going to hand over my money...granted, your logic does have certain valid points!"
'What's so funny is we only have a roll of quarters left.'
'You're too late...I embezzled it.'
'This is a market correction.'
Bank robber wearing tights wonders why the cashiers are laughing at him.
Library Hold Up with Silencers
"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."
Tags:gun crime, gun crimes, gun law, gun laws, gun control, gun controls, gun license, gun licenses, gun licence, gun licences, couch potato, couch potatoes, popcorn, pop-corn, popcorns, pop-corns, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, family life, family-life, hold up, holdup, holdups, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups
"Christmas is a time for giving....So I'd like you to give me all your money!"
"Do you mind telling me where you're going with this?"
Tags:urban, city, cities, city life, crime, criminals, criminal, hold-up, hold-ups, hold up, hold ups, mugging, mug, mugs, mugger, muggers, stick-up, stick-ups, stick up, stick ups, robber, robbers, rob, robs, robbing, robberies, robbery, gun, guns, violence, gun violence, alley, allies, businessmen, businessman, where you're going with this, point, pointing, pointing a gun, point a gun
"That's right! Reach for the sky! Now hand over your water, you prickly varmint!"
Tied up in red tape.
"Goodness, no! I'm returning it."
'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'
"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."