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'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'
The Yearly News
"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"
"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"
"I found the sobriety not that big of a thing. It's the clarity that's scary!!"
"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"
'Get out! You'll never rehab in this town again!!'
'And quit referring to your room as the rehab center.'
'At least you got something out of your political rehabilitation.'
'Doctor, what do you call your new behaviorist method for curing drug addiction?'
'I've discovered I have an aptitude for accounting!'
"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."
Tourette's Rehab Center
"Don't think of it as a prison cell. Think of it as a safe space where you can perfect your ability to abide by the law."
"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."