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'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.
Due Diligence Man
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Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'
"Since you're a lawyer we got you a birthday tort, get it?"
Jumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas
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'It's sad to think of raising him in a world with looming tort reform.'
'I'm tort law. You want Murphy's.'
'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'
'Thanks for coming... but I was looking for an expert in tort law.'
'I see another verdict was just handed down.'
Damaged goods & lawyer's torts 50 off.
Attorneys at law.
Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'
'No way she could have spilled hot coffee on her lap! Each cup clearly states 'Warning: Hot Coffee!' on the bottom!'
'The law firm was ready to hire me until I told them that I thought tort reform could be achieved by switching to a low-fat batter.'
'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'
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