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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
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'Like to sample an antidepressant, sir?...'
Urban Trail Mix
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"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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"Try this – I just bought a hundred shares."
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Doctor Sponsored by Pharmaceutical Companies
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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'
"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."
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'I feel better already.'
"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
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"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."
'You're suffering from overall medical inflation. . . there is no cure - unless, of course, we raise prices from research. . .'
'Pharmaceutical update: 'They got me producing antibiotics for cattle.' - 'That figures - I'm producing them for sheep.'
'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'
"This is the latest drug on the market, Mrs Watts, it will benefit me, benefit the pharmaceutical company and it might even benefit you."
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"Actually, a side effect like this is fairly common with that prescription!"
"And it comes in five different flavours."
The Goodmood Blimp
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'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'
"We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of 'physical and artistic' therapies which is why we've developed 'megazylomol' to enhance the experience!"
'This second prescription is to calm you down after you see the cost of the first one.'
"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
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