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"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
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Tags:medical bracelet, medical bracelets, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, medical id bracelet, medical id bracelets, medical alert, medical alerts, medical advice, alert, alerts, warning, warning, first world problems, bug bear, bug bears, complain, complaining, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
Tags:denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of death
"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"
Tags:dating, dates, first dates, spurned lover, spurned suitor, rejected, rejection, let down gently, dumped, dumpee, stalking, stalks, stalker, laying in wait, catching out, caught out, 1940s high society, high society, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, headache, headaches, excuses, bad excuses, bad excuse, excuse
"It came with the house."
"His body washed up in the tub."
Tags:bad relationship, bad relationships, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, domestic argument, domestic arguments, washed up body, murder investigation, murder investigations, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, hiding the evidence, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, body in the bathtub, body in the tub
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
Tags:navy, the navy, in the navy, drill, drills, military drill, military drills, seasick, seasickness, excuse, excuses, making excuses, poor excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, sickie, sickies, sick day, sick days, bad liar, bad liars, inspection, inspections, military inspection, military inspections, sailor, sailors
"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
"Burglary is in the eye of the beholder? That's a new on on me, counselor."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, defending, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, burglar, burglars, burglary, theft, last ditch attempt, last ditch attempts, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, expression, word play, wordplay, play on words
"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."
Tags:beg borrow steal, begging borrowing stealing, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, stealing, thief, thieves, mugger, muggers, mugging, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, threatened, held at gunpoint, excuse, excuses, making excuses, no excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses
"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."
"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."
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"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."
"I can't give you a raise because that would decrease the multiple by which my compensation exceeds yours."
"All right, but just one more episode."
"I'm too busy going to college to study."
"Because sitting is bad for my health."
"I'm crazy about you, Lynn, but with the wind chill factor I just want to be good friends."
"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, young kids, young children, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, terrible twos, terrible 2s, parenting skills, tantrum, tantrums, immature, immaturity, lobby, lobbies, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses
"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
Tags:frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flier miles, frequent-flier miles, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, failed writer, failed writers, sob story, sob stories, bad writer, bad writers, giving up, give up, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, flirt, flirts, bad date, bad dates, paris
"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."
"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."