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'Room for cream?'
"I understand goat cheese has had it."
"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .
"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
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A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.
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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
A Wisconsin Cheesescape
"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."
Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'
Tags:badger, badgers, culls, cull, badger cull, rural britain, gloucestershire, farmer, farmers, tb, cattle, tuberculosis, contagion, contagions, contagious, disease, diseases, dairy farm, dairy farms, local, wildlife, wild-life, environment secretary, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists
Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!
"He's o.k., but I can't give him a ringing endorsement."
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"She's so Jersey."
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'The cows are out.'
Milking the Cow.
Cow having a tattoo.
Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow
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