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"I understand goat cheese has had it."
"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .
"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
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A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.
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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
A Wisconsin Cheesescape
"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."
Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'
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Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!
"He's o.k., but I can't give him a ringing endorsement."
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"She's so Jersey."
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'The cows are out.'
Milking the Cow.
"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."
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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, beef, steak, steaks, beef steak, beef steaks, meat, meats, chop, chops, burger, burgers, farming, farming, cattle farm, cattle farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, poetry, poet, poets, limerick, limericks, meathooked, meat obsession, meat obsessed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, vegetarianism, vegetarian, opinions, different attitude, different attitudes
'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'
'How now, brown cow?'