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"Son, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, though probably not a jockey, because that would be weird."
The real victim...
Jockey with blinkers.
"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."
"I specially lowered the horse but it didn't run faster..."
"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."
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Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?
'So, did you bet for or against yourself this time?'
Paul Revere Race
'You don't stand a chance. I'm loaded with cheetah genes.'
'Now, what brings you lovely people here?'
'Don't you think I should at least get a no-claims bonus? None of my horses have ever won.'
'I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word, last.'
'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'
'You seem certain he'll win the second race. Yes, because he's in the first race.'
Carrying the jockey.
'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'
'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'
'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'
'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'
In Italy,old race horses get put out to pasta.
Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts
"Yeah, I've won lots of races, but I'm still poor: I've always been too self-conscious to bet on myself..."
"You want motivation? I'll give you motivation: if you win your races, you'll reture on a stud farm, but if you keep on losing, it's off to the knackery!"
"I think if we changed just one small thing about Teabiscuit, he could become one of the greatest horses ever."