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"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."
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"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."
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"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."
Tags:horse, horses, horse lover, horse lovers, horse owner, horse owners, shakespeare, shakespearean, william shakespeare, romeo and juliet, romeo & juliet, r&j, balcony scene, theatre, theater, theatres, theater, theatre lover, theatre lovers, theater lover, theater lovers, actor, actors, horse smell, smelly
Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.
Tags:horse, horses, horse lover, horse lovers, horse owner, horse owners, horse rider, horse riders, dressage, horse riding, horse ride, horse rides, riding, ride, rides, equestrian, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, rules, rule, archane rules, silly rules, old-fashioned rules, archane, old-fashioned, judge, judging, competition, competitions, sandwich, sandwiches, sherry, weird rules, weird rule, formal riding attire, formal attire
'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'
'This way we solve the security problem and the pony problem at the same time!'
'I told you we should have removed his wolf teeth!'
'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'
'It'll granulate in.'
'Yes, it's toxic, but look: If the host dies, the worms die too!'
"You had no trouble making the weight then?"
"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."
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Apple Vending Machine.
The Bob-Tail Nag
"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."
"Apparently my small human is studying the Egyptians at school..."
Tags:equestrian, equestrians, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, mummy, mummies, mummification, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, homework, history homework, history lessons, history class, kid, kids, horse, horses, stable, stables, bandage, pony, ponies, horse-rider, horse-riders, horse owner, horse owners
"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"
"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"
"I specially lowered the horse but it didn't run faster..."
'Its time to count up hugs, gifts and kisses to see which of us is officially her BFF this month...'
"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."
Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?
'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'
'You know, Doc, I pictured this sound therapy completely different than it is.'