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'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'
Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.
It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!
"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
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"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."
'As it turned out, I was in the group that received nothing but a placebo the whole time.'
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."
"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."
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Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.
'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'
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"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."
The Mummy's Curse.
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"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."
'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'
"Finally a bit of good luck..."
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, call a cab, calling a cab, fat chance, downpour, downpours, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, bad timing, badly timed, unlucky, unluckiness, poorly timed, cabbie, cabbies, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, rain, raining, caught in the rain, bad weather
"Is it my fault he guessed the wrong hand?"
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