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Thanksgiving Boxing Ring
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgivings, boxing ring, boxing rings, boxer, boxers, turkey dinner, turkey dinners, family dinner, family dinners, family mean, family meals, family holiday, family holidays, fight, fights, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, extended family, extended families, family life, family-life, holiday season, holiday period
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
Family Reunion/Me/My Self-Esteem.
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional families
"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."
The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"For heaven's sake, Melissa, she's my mother. I can't tell her to leave."
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, family trees, relative, relatives, relation, relations, family, family life, family-life, extended family, extended families, uncle, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, tribe, tribes, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, family historian, family historians, family history
"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."
Tags:vegan, vegans, vegan food, veganism, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, thanksgiving meal, thanksgiving meals, family life, extended family, extended families, putting people off, off putting, family dispute, family disputes, family fight, family fights, dietary needs, foodie, foodies, dietary requirements
"And this is our extended family room."
Uncles of the Holidays
Tags:family, extended family, families, extended families, holiday, holidays, holiday season, thanksgiving meal, thanksgiving meals, family meal, family meals, uncle, uncles, cool uncle, cool uncles, reactionary uncle, reactionary uncles, estranged family, estranged, estranged uncle, estranged uncles, creepy uncle, creepy uncles, creepy old man, creepy old men
"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."
"That's my uncle Peter - notice how the eyes follow your breasts wherever you go."
"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."
"I know you don't like Democrats, Father, but Willis is a me-too Democrat."
Tags:me too republican, me too republicans, me too democrat, me too democrats, vote, votes, voter, voters, democrat, democrats, democratic party, republican, republicans, republican party, pander, panders, pandering, political division, political division, political divide, political divides, bridge, bridges, bridging, political gap, political gaps, in-law, in-laws, mixed marriage, mixed marriages, extended family, extended families, disagreement, disagreements
"It's amazing how well we all get along, considering we're all related."
Tags:family dynamic, family dynamics, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, ant, ants, colony, colonies, ant colony, ant colonies, anthill, anthills, bug, bugs, insect, insects, relation, relations, extended family, extended families, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, entomologist, entomologists, entomology
'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'
"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."
Tags:ma, pa, mom, pop, mom and pop, mom and pops, family business, family businesses, family store, family stores, family owned, family-owned, shop, shops, store, stores, worrywart, worrywarts, inclusive, inclusiveness, extended family, extended families, large family, large families, big family, big families
"Meet my extended family."
Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'
"I'm pretty sure we're of no relation."
Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
Tags:family tree, family trees, pedigree, pedigrees, relationship, relationships, relation, relations, darwin, darwinian, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, family, families, extended family, extended families, distant relation, distant relations, ape, apes, descendant, descendants, descended from apes
"I'm putting you on an Auntie biotic."
A little known fact is that the spring chicken and jack in the box are actually closely related. . .