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Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.
It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!
"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.
"Finally a bit of good luck..."
"Is it my fault he guessed the wrong hand?"
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'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'
"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."
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The Best Laid Plans
"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."
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"Oh boy! I've won the- "
Accident-Prone Support Group.
"Sorry, I'm meeting a guy, but you're not the guy."
"Did you say these things come in cycles?"
"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"
"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."
'Man, I can't catch a break.'
Little did Billy know, he was about to walk into an open manhole. . . luckily he wasn't the first.
"A white cat. That's good luck."
"That white guy crossed our path - bad luck."
"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."
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'I'm sure you didn't mean it, son, but in the future step over the sidewalk cracks.'
Five black cats and a superstitious woman.