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"Arise." "I can't."
"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."
Tags:security system, security systems, alarm system, alarm systems, security, defence, protection, drawbridge, drawbridges, suits of armour, suit of armour, knight, knights, home security, old building, old buildings, listed building, listed buildings, castle, castles, historical building, historical building, burglar proof, burglar proofing, burglar alarm, burglar alarms
A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
Tags:mission creep, knight, knights, knighthood, soldier, soldiers, army, military, tea, coffee, cook, cooking, stove, stoves, oven, ovens, teapot, pot, pots, unplanned, change of plans, long-term commitment, commitment, committing, job, jobs, suit of armour, military mission, military missions, mission, missions
Tags:robot, knight, knights, robots, mechanical, medieval, medieval knight, knighthood, monarch, christan church, defence, defend, battle, protect, protection, history, historian, historians, monarchy, dead, death, dying, killed, kill, broke, broken, break, decapitate, decapitated, castle, cathedral, sword, swords, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, damsel in distress, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."
Tags:medieval, history, historical, armour, armor, knight, knights, suit of armour, suit of armor, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, salesman, salesmen, fashion, menswear, men's fashions, clothing, clothes, men's clothes, men's clothing, used, second-hand, torture, rack, racks, off the rack, on the rack, wordplay, word play, play on words
"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."
"How does it look untucked?"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, armour, armor, untucked, untucked shirt, untucked shirts, lady, ladies, princess, princess, fashion, clothes, clothing, fashion sense, men's fashion, menswear, men's clothing, men's clothes, shirt, shirts, suit, suits, suit of armor, suit of armour, chain mail, chainmail, opinion, opinions
"A large Coke and an order of fries."
Tags:drive through, drive throughs, drive thru, drive thrus, order, orders, ordering, fast food, fast food chain, fast food chains, convenience, modern convenience, modern conveniences, medieval times, medieval life, knight, knights, general, generals, military general, military generals, horseback, service, service industry, service industries, suit of armor, suits of armor, armour, armor, suit of armour
Tags:poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry readings, knights, knighthood, knighthoods, poetry readings, poetry reader, poetry readers, armour, armours, suit of armour, rhymes, poem, poems, literary figure, literary figures, poetry, poetry reading, knight, medieval, armor, suit of armor, verse, rhyme, rhyming
"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."
Tags:iron, iron deficiency, iron deficiencies, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiencies, knight, knights, suit of armor, suits of armor, suit of armour, suits of armour, armor, armour, metal, metals, metal worker, metal workers, metalwork, metalworker, metalworkers, cutback, cutbacks, cutting, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, doctor, eat right, eats right, eating right
'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'
'It's a little loose but we can take it in.'
"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."
"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."
"Have a safe trip!"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, castle, castles, princess, princesses, queen, queens, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, king, kings, prince, princes, knight, knights, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, weapon, weapons, soldier, soldiers, marching, war, wars, battle, battles, fighting, army, armies, dangerous, danger, risk, risky, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, seeing off, saying goodbye, goodbye, goodbyes, casual, farewell, farewells, safe, safety
Theresa May caricature
"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."
'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'
Knight walks through a car wash to get clean.
Tags:knights, knight, suit of armor, suits of armor, suit of armour, suits of armour, carwash, carwashes, drive through, drive throughs, drive thru, drive thrus, car wash, car washes, clean, cleans, cleaning, efficient, efficiency, cleanliness, walk through, walking through, walks through, buff, buffs, buffing
'I like a man in a suit.'
"Just because you're wearing glasses, doesn't stop me hitting you."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet