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"I'm going for a tan somewhere between the Kardashians and what little hair Trump has left.@
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"Just tell me when you've had too much sun and you'd like to get back to our intense sexual psychodrama."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, leisure, relax, relaxing, beach, beaches, tan, tanning, psychodrama, psychotherapy, couples therapy, couples counselling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counsellors, marriage counsellor
Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."
Tags:crayon, crayons, selection, selections, conservative, conservatives, option, options, overwhelm, overwhelms, overwhelming, overwhelming, exhausting, too many, choice, choices, bright color, bright colors, muted, muted color, muted colors, tan, tans, beige, nondescript, compromise, compromises, compromising, pastel, pastels
"Oops – I think that was a tan line."
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"You really need some sun."
Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
The tanning channel.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
Tags:joke, jokes, old joke, old jokes, corny joke, corny jokes, red all over, sun, sunburn, sunburns, suntan, suntans, suntanning, tan, tans, tanning, book review, book reviews, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, read, reads, reading, burn, burns, burning, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
"That's so last summer."
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimmer, bathing suit, swim trunks, swimming costume, sunscreen, sunblock, sun cream, spf, sunburn, sunburnt, sun poisoning, solar panels, solar panel, electricity, sunlight, absorb sun, energy, science, scientist, scientists, tanning, tan, tanned, tanning bed, tanning salon, fashion, fashionista, fashionistas, green, green energy, green lifestyle, green lifestyles
"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, us president, president, president of the us, debrief, debriefing, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, fake tan, tan, tanned, orange, orange glow, haircut, hairsyles, bad hair day, mock, mocking, mockery, making a mockery, us politics, politics, modern politics
Pearson, I Smell Something Burning
A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.
'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trum, president trump, golf, golfing, golfer, lazy, no work, not working, ineffective, ineffectual, nonproductive, unproductive, classic novels, classic novel, classic movies, classic movie, classic films, classic film, classics, modern classics, novel, novels, book, books, dystopian, dystopian novel, dystopian novels, dystopia, fake tan, tan, tanned, orange
'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'
Trump's tears washing away his fake tan
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, us president, tan, tans, tanned, fake tan, fake tans, cry, crying, cries, cried, tears, tear, single tear, sad, sadness, unhappy, unhappiness, impeach, impeachment, trump impeachment, #impeachnow, ukraine scandal, trump scandal, trump scandals
Vista Acres - A tanned community.
Tanning Machine on the beach
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'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
Sun may cause cancer.