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"I'm going for a tan somewhere between the Kardashians and what little hair Trump has left.@
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"Just tell me when you've had too much sun and you'd like to get back to our intense sexual psychodrama."
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Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."
The tanning channel.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
Tags:joke, jokes, old joke, old jokes, corny joke, corny jokes, red all over, sun, sunburn, sunburns, suntan, suntans, suntanning, tan, tans, tanning, book review, book reviews, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, read, reads, reading, burn, burns, burning, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
"That's so last summer."
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimmer, bathing suit, swim trunks, swimming costume, sunscreen, sunblock, sun cream, spf, sunburn, sunburnt, sun poisoning, solar panels, solar panel, electricity, sunlight, absorb sun, energy, science, scientist, scientists, tanning, tan, tanned, tanning bed, tanning salon, fashion, fashionista, fashionistas, green, green energy, green lifestyle, green lifestyles
Pearson, I Smell Something Burning
A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.
'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."
'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'
Vista Acres - A tanned community.
Tanning Machine on the beach
Tags:beach, beaches, summer, summers, summertime, summertimes, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, tan, tans, tanning, tanning machine, tanning machines, vain, vanity, sun, pointless, pointlessness, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, body image, self image, self-image
Sun may cause cancer.
Sunblock - A Novel
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, literality, literally, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, sea, seas, seashore, shore, coast, coastal, sunbathe, sunbathing, tan, tanning, tanned, tans
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.
"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
"No, you said you'd bring lemon juice!"
Tags:avocado, avocados, lemon, lemons, lemon juice, lemon juices, beach, beaches, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tan, tanning, tans, tanned, rest and relaxation, r&r, sunburn, sunburns, bunburnt, sunblock, sunblocks, sunblocker, sunblockers, sun tan lotion, sun tan lotions, sun cream, sun creams, forgetful, forgetfulness, forget, forgets, forgotten, miscommunication, miscommunicated, miscommunicating, misunderstanding, misunderstand, confusion, confuse, confused, confusing, confuses, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterprets
Quarantine: The great equalizer
Tags:covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, great equalizer, equalizer, equalizers, tan, tans, tanning, tanned, sunbathing, holiday home, holiday homes, wealth, wealthy, privilege, privileged
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'