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'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"Just tell me when you've had too much sun and you'd like to get back to our intense sexual psychodrama."
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Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
The tanning channel.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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"That's so last summer."
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Pearson, I Smell Something Burning
A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.
'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."
'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'
Vista Acres - A tanned community.
Tanning Machine on the beach
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Sun may cause cancer.
Sunblock - A Novel
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, literality, literally, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, sea, seas, seashore, shore, coast, coastal, sunbathe, sunbathing, tan, tanning, tanned, tans
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.
"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'
I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!
"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."
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