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"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
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"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
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Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
"My skin looks terrible. Fortunately I'm going to shed it next week."
'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'
"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"
"Valerie, I think we should increase our S.P.F."
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"I'm old. What's good for that?"
Tags:beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, anti ageing cream, anti ageing creams, anti-ageing cream, anti-ageing creams, skincare, getting old, getting older, ageing, women's sell-by date, gender issues, vain, vanity, beauty, beauty product, beauty products, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless case, hopeless cases
'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'
Tags:mom, mum, mother, daughter, family, store, grocery store, wrinkles, wrinkle, wrinkle remover, age, skin, dermatology, dryer, clothes dryer, drying machine, washer/dryer, child, children, housewife, dermatologists, dermatology, skincares, skincare, skin-care, skin care, antiaging cream, anti-aging cream, antiageing cream, antiageing creams, anti-ageing cream, anti-ageing creams, vain, vanity
Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.
"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."
"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"
"Are you getting crow's feet?"
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"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."
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Thick Skin Lotion
'This one really matches your... um...ah...complexion.'
"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"
Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.
"Because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."
'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'
"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"
Dr. Harris: Dermatologist - Rash Decisions Made Here Daily!
"We used to get money from the Tooth Fairy. How come there isn't a Zit Fairy?"