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Two walkers look on, bewildered, as badgers arm themselves against the cull.
'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, fathering, fatherhood, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, sport, sports, baseball, base ball, play, plays, playing, played, player, players, uniform, uniform, kit, kits, old fashioned, baggy, too big, large, vicarious, vicariously, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, line up, line ups, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, identify, identifies, identified, parade, parades, field goal, field goals, kick, kicks, kicking, kicker, kickers, kit, kits, uniform, uniforms, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"He built his own airplane from a kit."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiasts
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, beginner, beginners, supplies, art supply, art supplies, paintbrush, paintbrushes, brushes, color, colors, oil, oil painting, oil paint, oil paints, canvas, canvases, kit, kits, set, sets, specific, specifics, list, lists, access, accessible, brainless, doesn't know what, looking for, under her nose, under his nose, close, nearby, amateur, novice
'Sounds to me like your model has a $400 repair noise.'
"Someone is using those at-home do-it-yourself waxing kits."
'Backed him into a corner? Well, what did you expect him to do?! You know you can't do that!'
"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, boy, boys, play, playing, pretend, pretending, make-believe, fantasy, role-playing, role-play, roleplaying, roleplay, toy, toys, prop, props, kit, kits, doctor, doctors, health, healthcare, health care, medicine, medical, patient, patients, sick, ill, sickness, illness, old age, age, getting older, ageing, aging, growing old, middle-age, mid-life crisis, treatment, treatments, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, nothing, do nothing, diagnosis, diagnoses
Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.
"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, exodus, moses, 10 commandments, ten commandments, commandments, commandment, diy, do-it-yourself, craft, crafts, arts and crafts, creative, art, arts, artist, artists, stone carving, kit, kits, diy kit, diy kits, chisel, chisels, hammer, hammers, tools, stone, stones, rock, rocks, stonemason, stonemasons, masonry
'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'
'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'
"I think we retire too many numbers."
With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.
Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.
'Just a handful or you'll spoil your dinner.'
"Don't blame me, Ref, the boss told us the fans wanted more entertaining football."
Tags:soccer, football, soccer player, soccer players, football player, football players, footballer, footballers, clown, clowns, entertaining football, uniform, uniforms, kit, kits, kitted up, humour, humor, humourous situation, humorous situations, funny outfit, funny outfits, ref, refs, referee, referees
The conclave roll out a bit old inquisition kit to decide upon the new pope after a 3 day impasse.
End of career sale.
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batter, batted, batsman, batsmen, batters, sale, sales, sell, sells, selling, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, salesman, salesmen, memorabilia, equipment, kit, kits, uniform, uniforms, end of career, end of careers, sportsman, sportsmen, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'These new uniforms should confuse the heck out of the opposition.'
Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.
'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, kit, kits, uniform, uniforms, equipment, pitch, pitches, pitched, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, drop, drops, dropping, dropped, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgot, forgotten, left, leave, leaves, leaving, left at home, sporting equipment, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The Rugby Throw Up.