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"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."
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"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"
"And then I thought, what better hedge than a uranium centrifuge?"
'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'
"The cool investors are paid with the contributions of the dorkier ones. It's a Fonzie scheme."
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"Your cold feet are dure to exposure to investment opportunities."
'He turned down an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of my new company.'
"Tell me more about Armageddon. I think it may have potential as an exchange-traded fund."
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'Any investment objective is just to keep up with tht price of gas and prescription drugs.'
'Haven't I seen this 'once in a lifetime' investment opportunity before?'
"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."
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"Well, how were we supposed to know you were busy trying to lure a Fortune 500 company to our town?"
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'It sounds like a wonderful investment opportunity but all my money is invested in cash.'
'Welcome to Shouda, Wouda, Couda, the investment hindsight show.'
'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'
"Trust me ... what have you got to lose?"
"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."
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"I offer many investment opportunities."
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'To help this company, I'd gladly trade my stock options for stock options that are worth something.'
'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'
'Sqeeze my hand once if you're too tired to listen and twice if you want to hear more about this once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity.'
'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'
"If you're rich, I have a great investment for you. If you're poor, why are we talking?"
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