Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."
Tags:stock and shares, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, stock market, the stock market, tobacco, tobacco company, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, life advice, good advice, fathers and sons
'I have mostly conservative investments in my retirement portfolio, plus a few riskier, short-term performers tossed in as a hedge against inflation.'
"Monogamy is like a portfolio with only one investment in it?"
Tags:investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, simile, similes, gender issues
"I just don't see how an index fund tied to batting averages actually works."
Tags:correlation, correlations, positive correlation, positive correlations, stats, statistics, statistician, statisticians, batting average, batting averages, index fund, index funds, baseball, mutual fund, mutual funds, portfolio, portfolios, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, investor, investors, investing
'Why didn't you tell me your investment objective was to avoid a portfolio meltdown?'
"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."
Tags:magic, magic trick, magic tricks, magician, magicians, magic show, magic shows, entertainer, entertainers, magicians hat, magicians hats, portfolio, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, investment, investments, investing, stock market crash, market crash, economic downturn, economic downturns, lost everything, losing everything
"Your portfolio is too conservative."
'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'
"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."
Tags:date, dates, date night, date nights, moments silence, minutes silence, respect, memory, remembering, memories, portfolio, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, lost it all, losing it all, economic crash, stock market crash, recession, recessions, economy, stocks, stock market, investment, investments, investing
"Can he call you back? Before Mr. Folger invests any of his own money, he consults his personal astrologer."
Tags:astrological forecast, forecast, forecasts, stocks, stocks and bonds, investments, stock market, financial advisor, stock broker, retirement accounts, investment portfolio, economic, economic forecast, financial, guesswork, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games, stress, stresses, stressful, investment firm, investment firms
"You wouldn't believe how good they are. I'm making money on my asbestos and horseshoe stocks."
Tags:investment, investments, counselor, investment counselors, investor, investors, stocks, stocks and shares, portfolio, portfolios, financial adviser, financial advisers, money advice, profit, profits, asbestos company, horseshoe, horseshoes, stock market, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, scam, scams, con, cons
MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.
"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"
"Do we have a place for your portfolio's ashes?"
Tags:market, markets, stock market, stock markets, investing, investments, investor, investors, wealth management, wealth managers, financial managers, financial management, financial manager, stock, stocks, stock market, stock portfolio, stock portfolios, securities, retirement, retirement account, market crash, market crashes, stock market crash, stock market crashes, recession, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, depression, depressions, financial ruin, financial loss, financial losses, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, bad investment, bad investments
Man at brokerage: 'I want to keep ahead of, not just up with, the Dow Joneses.'
"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."
'Before we discuss the status of your investment portfolio, do either of you have a heart condition?'
'Relax. I've come for your investment portfolio.'
'My release date depends on how well my investment portfolio does.'
Looked at my investment portfolio.
'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'
'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'
'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.'
'Same old story. Nice bod, but his investment portfolio was teeny weenie.'
'I'll show you my investment portfolio, if you show me yours.'