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"I've heard mitigating things about you!"
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"I think we really got hurt by the jury selection!"
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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."
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"How do you spell Habeas?"
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"I disagree. The incident may be disturbing, but only those very easily offended would find it revolting."
"I think it would be wise to establish a legal-defense fund for my kids while they're still young."
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"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"
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'Remember, you're on trial for witchcraft so try not to cackle... and lose the hat.'
'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'
'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'
"You're a mighty lucky fellow to have died at the same time as your lawyer."
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I just write the prescriptions. My team of attorneys handle all your side-effect issues.
"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."
"So you're saying you were recovering in hospital from a shark attack at the time of the crime? Sounds like a water-bite alibi to me."
"Before my client enters your property we'll need you to sign this legal disclaimer."
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'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'
"I'm pleading 'insanity' because I'm crazy to act as my own attorney!"
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'I've noticed that sometimes lawyers will tell the truth. They'll do anything to win a case.'
'Your Honour, I think I've got something that will satisfy you and the jury.'
'I'm not sure if I'm innocent or not...I've never been innocent before.'
'As my lawyer can you tell me my chances?.'
'So what's your recommendation? I suggest a tunnel.'
'I was told your own wife can't testify against you. Well, three of mine just did.'
'Have you ever been arrested? No. I've never been caught .'
'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'