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Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
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"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."
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"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Welcome to our little suing circle."
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"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."
'And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!'
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"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"
Have U had an accident? Please take one.
"You're hereby ordered to respond to the charges in my client's lawsuit."
"If you close your eyes and make an allegation, someday it might come true."
"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"
"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."
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'We understand you were involved in an accident that wasn't your fault.'
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"Your genration is soft. When I was your age, the lawsuits we filed were much less frivolous."
'This is Carlson. He never met a frivolous lawsuit he didn't like.'
"I won that at law school for the quarter-mile ambulance chase."
"And what damages are you suing for?"
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"It's supposed to ward off frivolous lawsuits."
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
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I just write the prescriptions. My team of attorneys handle all your side-effect issues.
"I've never seen anybody literally sue everybody in sight before."
"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"
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"The guy who said money can't buy happiness? I sued him."
"I'm your doctor. Take these pills."
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