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Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm
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"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
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"Liability issues, Sire."
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"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."
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"Don't just stand there - get witnesses!"
"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."
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"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."
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"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."
'We live in a litigious society, you HAVE to take precautions when touching patients!'
Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society
"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?"
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
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'Due to the litigious society and the very high malpractice insurance premiums, I no longer d9agnose or prescribe. I can, however, suggest a few Internet resources you may wish to consult.'
'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'
'Don't tell me we live in a litigious society... I ought to sue you for saying that!'
'What should Jack do, after he tumbled down the hill?' 'Sue the owners of the hill?'
Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Lawyer
"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."
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"Yes, Johnny, as an attorney I do occasionally sue people, but we call it litigation, not sewage."
"It's my diploma from law school. I graduated sue-me cum laude."
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"Have you suffered an injury at work? You could entitled to damages through a personal injury claim."
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