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Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.
'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'
"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."
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'We decided it's our best protection against liability suits.'
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'So what can I do for you, Mr McNuggets?'
'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'
'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'
'This is not the kind of 'out of court settlement' I had in mind.'
'I lead by example as long as I'm not held legally liable.'
'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'
"I was going to sue the neurosurgeon, but then he changed my mind."
Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.
'First, insure against doing harm.'
"So, in compliance with the recent settlement of a 'Hiring Discrimination' suit, here is your new co-worker, Steve."
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Legal Action Is Brought Against Lego For Patent Violation By Nanook Sealtooth,
Malpractice makes perfect.
"It's a subpoena for your entrails."
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'I could knock off the legal jargon, but then I'd have nothing to say.'
'I'm not going to lie to you. We've been having our share of legal problems.'
'Remember, the customers are always right because class action suits are very expensive.'
'How come when I appeared for you as an expert witness, I was an 'eminent physician'? And now that you're representing a law suit against me I'm an 'incompetent quack'?'
'But then after chopping down the beanstalk, Jack's legal nightmare began...'
'Waiter, there's a subpoena in my soup!'
If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.