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"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
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"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."
"No! This Court does NOT agree to disagree!"
"In light of the recent normalization of so much abhorrent speech and behavior, the defendant respectfully enters a plea of "Seriously?" to the crimes he's charged with!"
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"No, a delay is the LAST thing we'd want in this courtroom. Once you've outrgrown diapers, you're automatically tried as an adult!"
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"Your fine will be a £99.50, after a 50p mail-in rebate."
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"Since this is your first offence, I sentence you to clean your room."
"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."
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"Your Honor! Objection! I really don't think a Chinese wrist burn is sufficient punishment to fit the crime!"
"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."
"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."
'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'
"8 guilty,3 not guilty and one peperoni pizza with extra cheese"
'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'
'...and 10 more years, because I'm running for re - election and we're on TV!'
'It's a judge's hoodie...'
'We find the defendant guilty as sin.'
'Yes, sir...always a sell-out on lawyer day.'
"Oh, that;s Harrington...the hanging Judge."
"Bad luck, take him down"
Magistrates Court - "It's O.K. , we've settled out of court!"
"Objection, your Honor! This is clearly an immaterial witness!"
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