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"It's photo of a black hole."
"And this is Tod Stillman – the black hole of fun."
Tags:introductions, introduction, introducing, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, black hole, black holes, fun sucker, fun suckers, fun, no fun, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, leisure, man, men, boring
"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
Tags:captain, gender stereotype, man, men, women, woman, captains, space travel, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, black hole, black holes, need, needs, miscommunication, miscommunications, understanding, communication problem, communication problems, want, wants, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses
Merkel delivering funds to Greece.
'These aren't black spots...they're holes!'
"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."
Tags:alien, aliens, science fiction, space, outer space, life in space, sci-fi, modern life, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, connection, connections, bad connection, bad connections, signal, bad signal, reception, bad reception, black hole, black holes, quasars, quasar, galactic storm, galactic storms, space signal, space signals, signals, earth, planet earth, radio, static, static interference, interference, technology, modern technology, antenna, antennas, satellite, satellites, satellite dish, satellite dishes, science
Me Doing My Taxes
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
Tags:cake, cakes, bake, bakes, baking, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, home cook, home cooks, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, black hole, black holes, astronomy, astronomer, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics, potluck, bring and share, potluck party, potluck parties, faux pas, dessert, desserts, overbake, overbakes, overbaked, overcook, overcooks, overcooking, party, parties, partying
'I'm gonna squeeze in a quick nine black holes before the next epoch starts.'
"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."
The Black Hole Of Messages
"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."
"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
Tags:astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physicist, physicists, observatory, observatories, scientist, scientists, black hole, black holes, black-hole, black-holes, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, telescope, telescopes
Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.
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"Parallel Universe Parking Only"
Tags:surreal, dimensions, time-space dimensions, wormhole, wormholes, black hole, black holes, physics, theoretical physics, parallel universe, parallel universes, science, math, cars, autos, transportation, parking, parking signs, street signs, regulations, municipal regulation, municipalities, fine, parking meter, metre, car, cars, car park, parking, space, spot
"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."
"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."
"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"
Tags:gravitational waves, 'ripples' in space-time fabric, universe, space, black hole, black holes, supernova, supernovae, neutron star, neutron stars, laser interferometer gravitational-wave observatory, ligo, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientific breakthrough, scientist, scientists, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics
'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'
'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'
Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.
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BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.
"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
Tags:singularity, singularities, insurance, insurer, insurers, insurance company, insurance companies, landlord, landlords, wormhole, wormholes, black hole, black holes, anomaly, anomalies, condo, condos, co-op, co-ops, co-operative, co-operatives, responsibility, taking responsibility, excuse, excuses, making excuses