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"And this is Tod Stillman – the black hole of fun."
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introductions, introduction, introducing, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, black hole, black holes, fun sucker, fun suckers, fun, no fun, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, leisure, man, men, boring"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
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captain, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, man, men, women, woman, captains, space travel, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, black hole, black holes, need, needs, miscommunication, miscommunications, understanding, communication problem, communication problems, want, wants, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses'These aren't black spots...they're holes!'
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farm, farms, farming, cow, cows, spot, spots, black hole, black holes, black spot, black spots, pelt, pelts, pig, pigs, hole, holes, surprise, surprised, cattle, holstein, holstein cow, holstein cows, fresian cow, fresian, fresians, fresian cows"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."
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alien, aliens, science fiction, space, outer space, life in space, sci-fi, modern life, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, connection, connections, bad connection, bad connections, signal, bad signal, reception, bad reception, black hole, black holes, quasars, quasar, galactic storm, galactic storms, space signal, space signals, signals, earth, planet earth, radio, static, static interference, interference, technology, modern technology, antenna, antennas, satellite, satellites, satellite dish, satellite dishes, science"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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cake, cakes, bake, bakes, baking, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, home cook, home cooks, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, black hole, black holes, astronomy, astronomer, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics, potluck, bring and share, potluck party, potluck parties, faux pas, dessert, desserts, overbake, overbakes, overbaked, overcook, overcooks, overcooking, party, parties, partying'I'm gonna squeeze in a quick nine black holes before the next epoch starts.'
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god, deity, divinity, the lord, the almighty, the creator, heaven, the heavens, the hereafter, angel, angels, heavenly, golf, golfing, nine holes, 9 holes, black holes, round of golf, golfing, next epoch, period of time, time off, relaxation, lull, period"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."
"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."
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cake, cakes, baker, bakers, sponge, sponge cake, sponge cakes, black hole, black holes, holes, gravitational pull, gravitational pulls, diets, eats, cook, cooking, bake, baking, dense, density, black, hole, gravity, pull, recipe, bad cook, bad cooks, home cooking, eat, eating, diet"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
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astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physicist, physicists, observatory, observatories, scientist, scientists, black hole, black holes, black-hole, black-holes, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, telescope, telescopesBlack Hole Research Institute has no outbox.
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science, scientist, scientists, physics, astrophysics, astro physics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, black hole, black holes, research, researcher, research scientist, research scientists, absorb, absorbs, absorption, inbox, inboxes, in-box, in-boxes, outbox, outboxes, out-box"Parallel Universe Parking Only"
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surreal, dimensions, time-space dimensions, wormhole, wormholes, black hole, black holes, physics, theoretical physics, parallel universe, parallel universes, science, math, cars, autos, transportation, parking, parking signs, street signs, regulations, municipal regulation, municipalities, fine, parking meter, metre, car, cars, car park, parking, space, spot"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."
"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"
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gravitational waves, 'ripples' in space-time fabric, universe, space, black hole, black holes, supernova, supernovae, neutron star, neutron stars, laser interferometer gravitational-wave observatory, ligo, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientific breakthrough, scientist, scientists, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'
'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'
Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.
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black hole, black holes, black-hole, black-holes, research institute, research institutes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physicist, physicists, scientist, scientists, inbox, inboxes, researcher, researchers, outbox, out-tray, out tray, out-trays, out trays, in tray, in trays, in-tray, in-trays"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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singularity, singularities, insurance, insurer, insurers, insurance company, insurance companies, landlord, landlords, wormhole, wormholes, black hole, black holes, anomaly, anomalies, condo, condos, co-op, co-ops, co-operative, co-operatives, responsibility, taking responsibility, excuse, excuses, making excuses