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"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."
On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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The Noogie Kings
How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.
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"I live underneath your kid's bed and he's beginning to scare me."
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'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'
"He's right―there is something under the bed!"
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"I told you, Jason, there's no monster in this house and it certainly couldn't fool me by impersonating you. Now go back to bed."
"Honey, don't be silly. There's no such thing as Covfefe."
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'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"I don't know why we spent so much time under this thing. It's so much more comfy up here."
"I made a killing by working under the table...and you can, too!"
Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.
Will cure your fear of clowns for donation.
'Only in your story, grandma and the wolf are in cahoots!'
'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'
"Nope, no monsters under here."
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Monster under the bed.
"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."
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"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."
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'See? No monster. Either that or my timing's off - they can be pretty sneaky.'
"No, I'm scarier."