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Snow Globe Fortune Teller
'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
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'Don't be discouraged. Do it over. Monitor the results for three months. Then, to be sure, do it again for another three months. Record your findings. Write your paper.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
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"I've got Ivanka Trump shoes here, Ivanka Trump shoes."
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"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
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Other Rembrandt Misattributions
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Bob finally catches a break.
'And don't forget to put my personal touch on it.'
'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'
Man chooses head from cupboard.
'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'
Mock Apple Pie Recipe
'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'
'That's my best driver right there. One hundred percent imaginary titanium. ... Go ahead. Take a swing.'
'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'
'I figured out a way for us to get flu shots. Put on this mask and overcoat, and grab that walker over there.'
'Sure, I know diamonds are a girl's best friend. But couldn't cubic zirconia be a really acquaintance?'
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'What'll it be, lady - Paper or more plastic?'
'It's time you knew. This is a cardboard cut out of Ward Cleaver. Your real father's been in the basement for the last two years watching Three Stooges videos.'
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'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'
'I've tried every weight-loss product on the market. Then one day, I chucked them all and bought this shirt.'
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Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari
"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"
'I should have gotten away with the counterfeit $20 bills. My only mistake was putting Bernie Madoff's picture on them.'