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"Please, do go on about modern financial theory—but with someone else."
Donner Party Pooper
"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."
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"You're getting a second chance—you'll go back, start over and this time, try to have some fun."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, second chance, second chances, fun, fun sucker, fun suckers, killjoy, killjoys, party pooper, party poopers
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
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"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"
Tags:spoil, spoils, spoiling, party, parties, party pooper, party poopers, masque of the red death, poe, edgar allan poe, short story, short stories, horror, horror classic, horror classics, death, inevitable, inevitability, plague, plagues, plague victim, plague victims, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, spoil, spoils, spectre, spectres, angel of death, grim reaper
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, boring, bore, bores, bored, economy, economics, business, money, finances, disinterested, uninterested, party pooper, party poopers, leisure, lecture, lectures, lecturer, lecturers, lecturing, dollar-cost averaging, dollar cost averaging, dollar-cost-averaging, dca, investing, investment, investments, investor, investors, investment strategy, investment strategies, education, teaching, explaining, explanation, explanations
Tags:cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, ship, ships, boat, boats, porthole, portholes, sea travel, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, passenger, passengers, unhappy, upset, stick-in-the-mud, stick in the mud, grumpy, moody, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, mental health, psychology, problem, problems, unadventurous, dull, boring, old-fashioned, serious, party pooper, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"
'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'
"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"
"Nothing personal, but could we break it off right there at the 'moreover'?"
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'He's such a party pupa.'
"On balance, Estelle, your party was not helpful."
Tags:party, parties, house party, house parties, dinner party, dinner parties, set up, set ups, guest, guests, rude, house-guest, house-guests, helpful, not helpful, unhelpful, party pooper, party poopers, purpose, unfulfilled, ineffective, unuseful, impolite, ill-mannered, bad-mannered, purpose, arrangement, arrangements
'Honey buns...the Poopers are here.'
"Oh, I am truly sorry. I must have somehow invited a party pooper."
Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."
Conga train chasing a man at a party.
'God has another message for you: Knock it off. You're being a downer.'
Men. Women. Party Poopers.
'Ted hates parties.'
'I got a prize for being the first to leave the party.'
'Uh, i'll pass.'
Cotts Party-Pooper Scooper.