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Thank God for the flashlight app!
"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
Kafka at his typewriter
"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
Tags:vow, vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, personal vow, personal vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, 'til death do us part, depressing, depression, depression, dark, sickness, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, request, requests, requesting, marriage vow, marriage vows, priest, priests, favor, favors, favour, favours, ask a favor, asking a favor
"No, you die first."
Tags:dead, death, dying, die, dies, died, love, loving, romance, romantic, play on words, word play, word-play, deathbed, death bed, last words, last word, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, lovey dovey, lovey-dovey, gushing, gush, girl, girly, twist, twists, twisted, date, dates, dating, things we do for love, doomed love, extreme, extreme feelings, no you, no you hang up
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
The Fall Collection
Tags:fall, fall collection, fall collections, fashion, fashion sense, fashion senses, short day, short days, early evening, early evenings, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal changes, cold, dark, darkness, holiday season, holiday seasons, foreboding, sense of foreboding, impending, october, september, ritual, rituals, omen, omens, ominous
"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."
'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"
Tags:dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, hunting, hunter, hunters, high society, rich, the rich, rich people, rich man, big game hunting, big game, big game hunter, trophy, trophies, trophy hunting, human, human head, gory, fear, horror, classic horror, shock, shocking, strange, surreal, imagery, wall, walls, mansion, mansions, haunted, haunted house, halloween
A vampire with a darkness flashlight
Man is dark when the lights turn on.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, chinese food, chinese cuisine, meal, meals, eating, dining, eating out, dining out, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, fortune, fortunes, misfortune, luck, bad luck, paper fortune, paper fortunes, future, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, pessimistic, dire, dark, death, fortunetelling, fortune-telling, threat, threats, threatening, foreboding, superstition
"Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over."
Shadow: I'm with stupid.
Thoughts are louder in the dark
Tags:dark, night, nighttime, awake, wide awake, cant sleep, anxious, anxiety, thoughts, thought, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, laying awake, lie awake, in the dark, loud, louder, louders, loud in the dark, louder in the dark, mental health, bad mental health
Emerging from darkness to light
"Is it dark in here or is it just California?"
Tags:california, blackout, blackouts, powercut, powercuts, power cut, power cuts, power-cut, power-cuts, power supply, power supplies, dark, darkness, california blackout, californian blackout, darkness, power outage, power outages, power shut-off, power shut-offs, power shut off, power shut offs, wildfire, wildfires
"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, hoots, hooting, noise, noises, noisy, night, nighttime, dark, darkness, scary, spooky, haunting, strange, oversized, big, huge, large, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, tent, tents, sleeping in a tent, sleeping outdoors, outdoors, forest animal, forest animals, deep in the forest, horror, fantasy
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, open, opens, competition, competitions, contest, contests, playing golf, sleep, insomnia, restless, wakefulness, unable to sleep, night, nighttime, dark, insomniac, insomniacs, night owl, night owls, health, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, age, aging, ageing
Shakespeare In The Dark
Tags:shakespeare, theatre, theater, stage, stages, stage show, stageshow, on stage, onstage, dark, in the dark, performing, performance, central, central park, summer, summertime, summer time, summer-time, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, bumble, bumbles, bumbling, lost, fumble, fumbling, play, plays, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels
Lemonade Stand Selling 'Mom's Meds'
Tags:medical, medicine, medicines, drug, prescriptions, prescription, meds, medicare, obamacare, opiod, opiods, opiod addiction, pain pills, pain pill, lemonade stand, kid, kids, children, child, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, social issues, social comment, social commentary, healthcare, health, healthy, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, critical, critic, critique, political, politics