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"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."
"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"
"Well, I've heard of a shark attack before. But I've never seen a clown fish attack."
The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.