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"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."
". . . It's my birthday and only good things will be allowed to happen today."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, unreliable, unreliability, manager, managers, business manager, birthday, birthdays, cancelled appointment, cacnelled appointments, canceled appointment, canceled appointments, business managers, boss, bosses, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, good things, incompetent, incompetence
Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations
"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."
"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
Tags:black humour, dark humour, deathbed, on your deathbed, busy, business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, phonecall, phonecalls, end of life, dying, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"
Tags:illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, visual illusion, visual illusions, mirage, mirages, trick of the light, trick of the light, big question, big questions, important question, important questions, desert, deserts, lost in the desert, stranded, abandoned, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, müller-lyer illusion, the müller-lyer illusion, hallucination, hallucinations
"Are we gonna have to scrape the Daddy decal off the minivan?"
Tags:divorce, divorces, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, decal, decal, car sticker, car stickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, daddy, daddies, dad, dads, father, fathers
"Community service? You mean around regular people?"
Tags:community service, sentence, sentences, judge, judges, court, in court, court of law, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, privileges, privileged, privilege, ungrateful, spoilt, guilt, guilty, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar crimes, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruption
"No matter how bad things are, we manage to keep our sense of spending."
Tags:consumerism, capitalism, middle class, the middle classes, spending, spending money, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopaholic, shopaholics, rich person, rich people, wrong priorities, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, cocktail party, cocktail parties, showing off, show off, show offs, disposable income
"What were you texting that was so important?"
Tags:text, texts, texting, texting and driving, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, mistake, messages, messaging, mistakes, modern life, modern attitudes, irresponsible, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
"I'm giving you the best advice I can. Early care and a few simple preventive measures can save your credit rating."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, preventative measure, preventative measures, doctor's clinics, hospital, credit rating, credit ratings, hospitals, credit score, credit scores, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, financial advice, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, doctor's appointments
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
Tags:life guard, life guards, king, kings, royal, royals, dilemma, dilemmas, conundrum, conundrums, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, royalty, lifeguard, lifeguards, incompetent, incompetence, social rules, social niceties, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, drowning, drowning man
"Let me back out- that was my car alarm."
"He makes it look so damn easy."
Another Victim of Beach Brain
Tags:holiday, holidays, beach holiday, beach holidays, vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach ball, beach balls, weather report, weather reports, beach weather, annual report, annual reports, distracted, distraction, distractions, absent minded, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"
Tags:talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, late show, late shows, late night show, late night shows, celebrity, celebrities, famous person, famous people, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, plan, plans, planning, planning ahead, tv host, tv hosts, television host, television hosts
"I miss you too, honey. Now put the dog on."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities
"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, gaining weight, putting on weight, fear, fears, worse fears, kosher, not kosher, non-kosher, trayf, treif, yiddish word, yiddish words, anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, jewish, judaism
"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as I'm healthy."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, mother, mothers, pregnancy, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, expectant, ethics, unethical, selfish, selfishness, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
Death 'n' Taxes
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, dark humour, black humour, heir, heirs, inherit, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes, two in one, all in one, insensitive, insensitivity, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, undertaker, undertakers, dying, dead, undignified
'Just in the nick of time.'
"I finally found a designer with a sweatshop that's right for me."
Tags:sweatshop, sweatshops, child labour, child labourer, child labourers, third world, the third world, inequality, social inequality, poverty gap, the poverty gaps, the wealth divide, exploit, exploitation, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, take advantage, taking advantage, designer, designers, fashion designer, fashion designers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, poverty, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."
Tags:rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, politician, politicians, privilege, privileges, privileged, running for office, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, foreign policy, foreign-policy, getting ahead, inexperience, inexperienced, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"Two bars—how about you?"
Tags:angel, angels, heaven, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jewish, jews, smartphone, smartphones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, connectivity, phone signal, phone signals, wifi, wi-fi, wifi signal, wi-fi signal, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, reception, phone reception, no signal, telephone signal, telephone signals, phone signal, phone signals, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities, heavenly reward, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment
"Great news! I found someone to feed your cats."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, let down, let-down, let down, let downs, incompetent, incompetence, disappointment, disappointments, legal representation, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, legal aid