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"Ever wonder if there's something less?"
"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
"The universe is vast... and has surprisingly little parking..."
I think, therefore I yam…
The Man who Invented Dental Floss
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."
Lost and Profound.
"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."
"He says he's doing a thought experiment."
"Do you ever wonder what life is about? Is it about love? Career? Family?"
"One day, I'm going to marry a thinking man!"
The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'
'Well, it depends on whether you see the toilet as half-empty or half-full...'
'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'
The Deep Thinker