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"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
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Sign in back of car window; 'I'd rather be malingering.'
"He only works part-time. Unfortunately it's not the part when he's here."
"Let's suppose I don't like the job after a week or so. How much severance pay can I count on?"
'I've noticed that I haven't seen you use your computer since they shut Napster down.'
'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'
'I'd help you but I'm ergonomically challenged.'
'I believe I'm owed some holiday pay.'
'Another sick note from your employer !'
'Get me the latest figures on absenteeism, Miss Hughes...Miss Hughes...Miss Hughes...'
Excuses to not go to work - 'Dial An Excuse'
'I'm lazy, workshy and anti-social but at least, I'm honest. Please help.'
'I'm away from my desk right now. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'
"The less I do the more I have control over. I have control of my whole life by doing nothing."
'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'
Hate to Work.
Self-Sufficiency My Arse. He's workshy!
'Let's try word-association, shall we? WORK.' 'SHY.'
'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'
'You're on benefits, Mr Scrote, I can't sign you off work - I can only sign you off LOOKING for work.'
'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'
'Well, so much for the honest approach.'
'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'
"Shannon, some work wound up on my desk again."
Sapper, since you're in there so much we're moving your files in there too, and giving your desk to Chasen.