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"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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"Folsom's seasick, sir."
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"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."
"Well you can't possibly be expected to perform as lead dancer with the Bolshoi Ballet with a bad back...have a note for three months and see how you feel."
"Sick notes...anyone for anymore?"
"It's a 'well pissed off note'."
'I shan't be in today - I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
Cranston called in sick ... said he's got the 'Bah, Humbug'.'
'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"Please excuse Bobby for missing school yesterday. He had the plague."
'For some strange reason, Smythe, I don't believe you're leaving work because you're not feeling well. Next time don't wear the diving gear, it's a dead giveaway.'
'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'
"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"
'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'
"You said to have a Great Day so I skipped work and played golf."
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'I'll be home early. They all phoned in sick again.'
'What've you got in the way of long term sick holidays ?'
'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'
'You've only written a handful of sick notes since you started wearing that outfit, Doctor.'
'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'
'You asked for a sick note from my doctor, here it is'
'I won't be coming into work today. I'm in bed with a bug.'
'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'
Realistic alarm clock.