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'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'
"Run for it, sir—the cops!"
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"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."
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"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."
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"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."
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"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
'Coffee? Tea? Complimentary orange jumpsuit?'
"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."
"Inland Revenue office. 'Excuse my maths won't you?'"
"Our fees are �10, 000 per loophole."
"Our fee is �1,000 per loophole."
'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'
'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'
'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, more agile military that's harder to pin down at budget hearings...'
"Mr. Larabee says he won't negotiate with terrorists."
'Hey! -- don't you start evading MY questions!'
'We interrupt this program to look in on the Shelton's in their tacky apartment in Greenwood Heights.'
"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"
Inland Revenue Are 4 - ...a man in your tax bracket can't plead ignorance.
"I believe there's one woman out there for every man."