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"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
"Pardon my glove."
A frog catches an insect truck.
"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"
Rejected Product Mascots
"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"
"Baldo, can you help a customer on aisle 7? She doesn't speak English?"
"I thought it might be good PR to have a company mascot."
"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"
"So they wanted the bathroom?"