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'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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"By George, Kinkaid is doing his part."
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Tuesday Aug 16th is funny hat day! Wear a funny hat to the hospital and get 20% off your co-pay!
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
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Half-price tighty-white day at the MoMA.
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"To save money, we decided to cut hours."
"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
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"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"
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'You know what a tightwad Howie was. He was thrilled when he found out he could save 60 percent on a cemetery plot if he was buried vertically.'
In a cost cutting move, NFL teams begin outsourcing jobs once held by domestic offensive coordinators.
In his inimitable way, Carl quickly sucks the romance out of his and Diane's 15th anniversary dinner.
An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.
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'Sure, I know diamonds are a girl's best friend. But couldn't cubic zirconia be a really acquaintance?'
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'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'
'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'
'I can save you a lot of money on a vacation if you don't mind being shot at.'
'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'
"Good news, Dad. Remember when you said you'd give me $50 if I got an 'A' on my algebra test?"