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"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"You just don't get it, do you?"
Tags:harpy, harpies, minotaur, minotaurs, myth, myths, mythological creature, mythological creatures, scold, scolds, scolding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, relationship, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spat, spats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
Tags:science kit, science kits, genius, geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, sisters, brother, brothers, chemist, chemists, chemistry, chemistry set, chemistry sets, test, tests, experiment, experiments, science experiment, science experiments, poison, poisons, poisoning, toxic, toxic gas, toxic gases, toxic gasses, carbon monoxide, accident, accidents, scold, scolds, scolding, manslaughter, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mad scientist, mad scientists
Bartlett's Expanded Quotations
Tags:quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, familiar quotations, bartlett, bartlett's, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, scold, scolds, scolding, frustrate, frustration, frustrations, family, families
Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street
"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
Tags:solution, solutions, do your job, doing your job, career, careers, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, impersonal, worker, workers, workday, workdays, routine, routines, work routine, work routines, routine, routines, answer, answers, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, scold, scolds, scolding, spouse, spouses
"Smokey The Tree"
Tags:smoking, smoker, smokers, smoking ban, public smoking ban, don't smoke, no smoking, lighting up, tobacco, tree, trees, forest, forests, woods, nature, forest fire, forest fires, scolding, scold, scolds, awareness, public service announcement, public service announcements, psa, p.s.a., dangerous, risky, wildfire, wildfires
"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."
Tags:problem, problems, create problems, creates problems, creating problems, suicidal, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, cycle, cycles, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, solution, solutions, final solution, final solutions, scold, scolds, scolding
"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"
"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."
Tags:cry for help, cries for help, crying for help, berate, berates, berating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, chew out, chews out, chewing out, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, snivel, snivelling, hold my calls, executive, executives, mean, cruel, cruelty, tongue-lashing, tongue-lashings, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, scold, scolds, scolding, beat, beats, beating, beatings, violent, violence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
Tags:scold, scolds, scolding, old lady, old woman, old women, evildoer, evildoers, protect, protects, protection, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, gratitude, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, deed, deeds, good deed, good deeds, idle, nag, nags, nagging, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, expectant, expectancy, crime stopper, crime stopping, law enforcer, law enforcement, old biddy, old biddies
Mothers Without Borders
"You know neither one of you guys has ever been worth a damn in a crisis."
Tags:crisis, crises, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, employee, employees, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, damage control, play, plays, playing, mess around, messes around, messing around, head in the clouds, insult, insults, insulting, tell off, tells off, telling off, scold, scolds, scolding
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"What the hell happened in P.E.?"
"Jonathan Scott Henshaw! You'd better not have your little brother in that trash bag...again!"
Tags:brother, brothers, little brother, little brothers, trash bag, trash bags, trash, trashes, prank, pranks, sibling, siblings, too far, going too far, goes too far, throw out, throws out, throwing out, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, scold, scolds, scolding, naughty children, pranking
"Junior, don't slouch!"
"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"
Tags:wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, marriage, marriages, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, scolded, speak up, speaks up, speaking up, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding vow, wedding vows, minister, ministers, wedding minister, wedding ministers
"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."
Tags:married life, married lives, tease, teases, teasing, mess, messes, neat, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, messy bedroom, messy bedrooms, strip, strips, stripping, entice, entices, variety, introduce variety, introducing variety
"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, getting permission, mother of all battles, mother of all fights, mother of all combat, mother of all wars, cleaning up, clean up, neat freak, neat freaks, asking permission, ask permission, get permission, asks permission, gets permission
"You've passed me three times already. This is your last chance, buster, or I'm sending you straight to bed without your free samples."
"I thought I told you two never to leave the house without your helmet cams."
"Bad breath! Bad."
Tags:dog breath, bad breath, dog, dogs, halitosis, onion, oinions, onion scent, onion scents, onion flavor, onion flavors, onion flavored chips, onion flavoured crisps, onion flavour, onion flavours, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, strong breath, strong smell, strong smells
"In the forecast, I expect a hurricane of wrath at my address when my wife finds out what I've been spending all our money on."
Tags:bear, bears, dad, dads, father, fathers, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, dad joke, dad jokes, soundalike, soundalikes, sounds like, dead, safety tip, safety tips, play dead, plays dead, playing dead, play possum, playing possum, plays possum, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders