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"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
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'We've got pretty much everything we need except someone to pay for college.'
"Dad, I need to dip into my college fund."
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"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."
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"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."
"How much is that in years of tuition?"
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"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."
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I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds.
'Your ad here.'
"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."
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"I think it would be wise to establish a legal-defense fund for my kids while they're still young."
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"How nice. The tooth fairy has donated $10 toward your college fund - for your tooth."
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'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'
Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'
"Retire! What if I want to go to College...?"
"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."
"More bad news, Harold. Junior is bringing a malfeasance suit against us for investing his college fund in the stock market."
'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'
Instead of reading the sports pages, shouldn't you be managing my college fund?
'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'
'Daddy and I had to use your college fund. But on a positive note, you won't have to worry about good grades anymore.'
"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."
"So what happened between you and Estella?"
"Papi, are you saving money for my college education?"
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'Folks, the kids can go to college any old time...but this sale ends Saturday.'