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"It's only until spring."
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spring, springtime, spring time, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, winter season, wintertime, winter-time, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, oversleep, oversleeps, sleeping arrangement, sleeping arrangements, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, share a bed, sharing a bed, bed sharing"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
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sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, roll over, roll overs, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, disturbed sleep, snore, snores, snoring, meta, art, art style, art styles, insomnia, keep awake, keeps awake, keeping awake, kept awake, resemblance, resemblances, resemble, resembles, resembling, side-sleeper, side-sleepers, sleep on your side, sleeping on your sideSolar-Powered Catnap
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catnap, catnaps, cat nap, cat naps, catnapping, cat napping, sunbeam, sunbeams, sun, sun ray, sun rays, ray of sun, rays of sun, alternative energy, solar power, solar powered, warm, warms, warmth, warm up, warms up, warming up, sleep, sleeps, sleep in, sleeping in, sleeps in, nap, naps, napping, cat, cats, feline, felines, green energy, energy conservation, conserve energy, conserves energy, conserving energy, patch of sun, patches of sunThe Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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cat, cats, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, caped, nap, naps, napping, catnap, catnaps, catnapping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, chair, chairs, kitty, kitten, kittens, inactive, inactivity, lazy, laziness, cat nap, cat naps, cat napping, comic book, comic books, sloth, slothful"Don't you have a snooze button?"
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snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interrupted sleep, walk, walks, walking, dog, dogs, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walking the dog, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, early morning, early mornings, early bird, early birds, early riser, early risers, sleep, sleeps"Sleep tight and dream of me."
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final instruction, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, instruction, instructions, final instructions, dream, dreams, dreaming, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, glare, glares, glaring, angry, furious, seethe, seethes, seething"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"
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bear, bears, hibernation, hibernating, hibernate, hibernates, sleeping, sleeping in, sleep, sleeps, sleep in, sleeps in, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, snooze button, snooze buttons, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, rant, rants, ranting, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty, blame, blames, blamingSnooze Cruise
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retirement, aging, senior citizen, old age, oldie, travel, vacation, cruise, ship, boat, sleep, snooze, tourist, elderly, aging, retired, cruise line, cruise lines, cruises, travel agency, travel agent, travel agents, retiring, senior citizen, senior citizens, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, nap, naps'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'
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coffee, coffees, housewife, housewives, married life, married couple, married couples, breakfast, breakfasts, bed, beds, lie in, lie ins, lying in, sleeping in, sleep in, sleeps in, slept in, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lazy, laziness, housework"Well, if you want worms for breakfast, you have to get up before the birds!"
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mole, moles, bird, birds, early bird, early birds, worm, worms, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, get the worm, gets the worm, wake up, wakes up, waking up, early riser, early risers, night owl, night owls, late night, late nights, teen, teens, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, lie in, lie-ins, lying in'To hell with this early bird business, Robin. Tomorrow let's sleep in and eat at McDonald's.'
"Today is the day I start enjoying the little things in life. Like that beautiful sunrise out there."
"Well, I got up so early...that I rewarded myself with a few extra hours of sleep."
"Sorry...I overslept."
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baldo, sleep, sleeps, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, lazy, laziness, lazy worker, lazy workers, lazy employee, lazy employees, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, retail job, retail jobs, oversleep, oversleeps, oversleeping, overslept, lounge, lounges, lounging, lounge around, lounges around, lounging aroundThere's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.
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worker, workers, snooze, snoozes, snooze button, snooze buttons, oversleep, oversleeps, oversleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, snore, snores, snoring, alarm clock, alarm clocks, nose, noses, broken nose, working, sleeping, excuses, explanations, broken noses, hit, hits"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
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bird, birds, early bird, early birds, late bird, late birds, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, lazy, laziness, table scrap, table scraps, forage, forager, foraging"Baldo! Wake up! You're late!"
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baldo, alarm, alarms, alarm system, alarm systems, emergency, emergencies, test, tests, test case, test cases, late summer, summer holiday, summer holidays, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, prank, pranks, wake-up call, wake-up calls, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."
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get up, gets up, getting up, sleep, sleeps, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, sleeping, lie-in, lie-ins, lying in, work, workday, workdays, coffee, cup of coffee, cups of coffee, caffeine, caffeinated, workday, workdays, work day, work days, lazy, laziness, skive, skives, skiving, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"