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"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, hazardous, dangerous, risky, report, reports, reporting, food poisoning, hygiene, unhygienic, food-borne illness, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, health inspections, decontamination suit, decontamination suits, hazardous materials suit, hazardous materials suits, public health, public health and safety, medical, medicine, centers for disease control and prevention, cdc, c.d.c., bad date, bad dates, date, dates, couple, couples
'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'
"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"
The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."
Tags:covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, safe distance, safe distances, distance, distances, distancing, social distancing, social isolation, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, ppe, cdc, c.d.c, center for disease control
"But I've got to move fast—I'm only a twenty-four-hour virus."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, date, dates, dating, moving, fast, quick, germ, germs, virus, viruses, science, biology, twenty-four hours, 24 hours, sick, sickness, ill, illness, disease, diseases, flu, cold, colds, influenza, limited time, medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, virology, virologist, virologists, cdc, center for disease contol and prevention
'Superbug' still mutating?
Centers for Disease Control: Back to the Dark Ages
'I was thinking of booking a Florida cruise...'
"Well if you people can't fix my computer virus, maybe you can twell me what the heck the Center or Disease Control is doing with my tax dollars!"
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
'Attaboy...a good firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!'
"It's a small world after all"
'Well if you people can't fix my computer virus, maybe you can tell me what the heck the Center for Disease Control is doing with my tax dollars!'
A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'
'Hello...? CDC...? Forget Ebola! We've got a full-blown case of toxic political ad syndrome on our hands...!'
"Well if you people can't fix my computer virus, maybe you can tell me what the heck the Center For Disease Control is doing with my tax dollars!"
Tags:tech, technology, computer, computers, information technology, virus, viruses, malware, antivirus, cdc, center for disease control, techie, techies, it department, it support, computer virus, computer viruses, computer problem, computer problems, technical problem, technical problems, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses
Just in time for Halloween...