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Greetings from Hypochondria House
Smiles are Contagious.
'Hold it! Don't come any closer! What you have is highly contagious!'
"Why is it that when you're not unhappy everyone else has to be not unhappy?"
"Turns out the new tomato gene is contagious."
"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."
'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'
"Bless you! Have you caught an uncommon cold?"
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'It seems I was wrong, the tests show that it IS contagious.'
"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"
'Two more people were sent home since lunch. Evidently there is a nasty bug going around.'
'Dr. Brugman will text you now...'
"I found the song that's been stuck in your head."
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"Excuse me, I have a cold."
"Mummy, am I sick? My teacher said my laugh was contagious..."
'Obesity is neither contagious or genetic, and yet, it is passed on from parents to children.'
'I'm not going to get ill, I'm not going to get ill. . . cough. . . dammit!'
'Mr. Lavigne's pimple is spreading.'
'Where did you get that red nose?'
"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."
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"I don't feel well. I have a sore throat, achey muscles...
'What you have expensive to treat but unfortunately isn't catching.'
'We've got your test results back...'
'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!'
'It's an ill wind that blows,'