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"Why, thank you, pembroke. It is a harebrained idea."
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"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."
Tags:dog-eat-dog, playing field, playing fields, level playing field, elite, elites, uneven, unequal, inequality, opportunity, opportunities, justification, justifications, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, lion, lions, fed to the lions, bootstraps, victim, victims, victimization, victimized, victimisation, victimised, mentality, mentalities, prey, predator, predators, predatory
"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."
"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"
Tags:hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, diet, diets, dietary requirements, dietary restrictions, raw food, allergies, intolerance, intolerances, health fad, health fads, healthy eating, health trend, health trends, raw food, raw food diet, raw food diets, rawism, raw foodist, raaw foodists, unprocessed food
Post race drug test.
Zorbini knew it was time to start using hare color when they were turning gray faster than he could pull them out.
"After I won, I came all unglued."
Tags:tortoise and the hare, aesop, aesop's fable, aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, tortoise, hare, race, races, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, unglued, aesopica, cele, celes, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, fortune, fortunes, big head, big heads, big headed, egotistical, egotist, bad influence, bad influences
The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
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"Wood Charles, to you."
"No, thanks. I'm in training."
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"I'm sorry, I'm washing my hare."
'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'
"How the hell does he do that?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hare, hares, snow, winter, print, prints, footprint, footprints, pawprint, pawprints, paw print, paw prints, paw-print, paw-prints, shoe, shoes, shoe print, shoe prints, human, strange, unusual, unique, confused, confusion, ability, abilities, wondering, tracks, animal tracks, animal prints, tracker, trackers, tracking
Pet Shop Vacation
"Will I lose my hare?"
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'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'
'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'
'No matter how many eggs I give away, they won't let me forget I lost that race to the tortoise!'
Tortoise and hair.
'Start your search engines!'
"So far, so good! And no one's wise to the performance enhancing drugs!"
Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.
Tags:sport, sports, start, starts, starting line, starting lines, race, races, racing, racer, racers, runner, runners, running, marathon, marathons, car racing, auto racing, stock car racing, race car, race cars, endorsement, endorsements, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, logo, logos, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, animal, animals, shell, shells, sticker, stickers, modern life
'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'
"So, let me get this right. All the job involves is running around a track as fast as I can?"
Tags:rabbit, hare, greyhound, greyhound racing, dog, dog racing, greyhound track, interview, job interview, candidate, job description, unfair, dishonest, hr, human resources, job search, job hunt, inadequate, unprepared, lie, lying, boss, employer, employee, employees, greyhounds, dog, dogs, canine, canines
Tortoise & Hare.