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'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'
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Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'
'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'
'You'll have to excuse Billy - he has deeply held religious views.'
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'It's very inflammed. Why don't you take a vow of silence for a few days?'
'As soon as gay marriage is legalised I'm divorcing you.'
'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'
"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
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"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
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'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'
'Pssst. Does my bum look big in this?'
'Isn't it great to see all the religions gathered together in peace, love and understanding.'
'Of course I can't die, have you seen the price of funerals?'
"Darling, I can't start the fire. Can I throw on a couple of heretics?"
"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"
'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'
No one remembers Gottlieb Much, runner-up in the 1738 season of 'The Hymn Factor'.
"Take it from the rich to give to the poor?! Peace on Earth? That's blasphemy, you communist dirtbag! You should get crucified!!"
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'There, there - it'll be worth it in the end.'
'End his suffering? Oh no, my dear, we can't deny him the sanctity of life.'
'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'
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