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"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."
"I keep thinking it's Sunday."
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"
Thoughts and Prayers
THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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"Hey, man, you didn't have to mention me by name."
'And he said, Come unto me, for it's not what you know, but who you know.'
Wolf in a men's clothing store buying a sheepskin outfit
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'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'
"I don't show up here as much as I'd like, Doctor, but I always try to catch your stuff on the air."
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"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."
"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."
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"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
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"I just want to thank you for not naming names."
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'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth, but not the oil and mineral rights.'
'Thank you, Reverend. We loved you sermon on ending partisan gridlock in Washington.'
"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
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God's Wrath Level: high.
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'If the Pope is pious, does that mean he's full of pie?'