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'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'
'Sometimes, instead of trying to fix a problem, it's easier to hire a scapegoat.'
'Have you any gathering experience?'
'I like the way you walk the walk and talk the talk, but we want someone to blog the blog!'
'I'm also fluent in Geek.'
'So, when did you join the army?'
'I looked at your resume and the good news is I like the paper it was typed on. Do you really want to know the bad news?'
'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'
'He came in for an interview 3 hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'
'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last 4 bosses.'
'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'
'Actually, we're just drawing up the short list for that particular job right now. . .'
'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.'
'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'
'Three years in a mental hospital? That's good, because it helps to be a little crazy to work here.'
'I was headhunted.'
'Can you believe it? A young punk like me laying off an old coot like you?'
'I'll tell the other candidates that they needn't bother to have their interviews then, shall I uncle?'
'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'
'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
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'I get sea-sick, I can't swim but I rather fancy a little desk job like yours.'
'Am I way off base, Mr. Vickers, or am I detecting a slight tone of desperation in your resume?'