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Vacuuming Up the Mood
Tags:miserable, misery, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, depressing, dark cloud, dark clouds, black cloud, black clouds, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, positive outlook, positive outlook, clean up, cleaning ups, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, support, supportive
'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
Tags:storm, storms, stormy, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, cloud, clouds, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, vacuumed, hoover, hoovers, hoovered, hoovering, thunder, thunders, boom, booms, booming, boomed, wrong, assume, assumes, assumed, assuming, assumption, assumptions, afterlife, bowling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The doctors said, 'We can rebuild your husband. Faster. Stronger.' But then I thought, 'Hold on just a second...'"
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, vacuuming, cleaning, clean, cleans, housework, chore, chores, household labor, household labour, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, cyborg, cyborgs, robot, robots, medical, medical procedures, medical procedure, rebuild, rebuilt
"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."
"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."
"Lift your stems."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving
Mr. Clean Enough
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically
"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."
Tags:boston, new york, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, sport, sports, professional athlete, professional athletes, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, benchwarmer, benchwarmers, vacuum, vacuums, hoover, hoovers, hoovering, hoovered, vacuuming, vacuumed, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners
"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"
"Dammit, Johnson! Delegate!"
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, astronaut, astronauts, moon, lunar mission, moon mission, moon missions, lunar mission, space travel, space exploration, space travels, cleaning job, cleaning jobs, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework
Gas Pumping while Vaccumming out Money.
"I need it for my commute."
Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.
I give up. What is it?
Finally! The First Vacuum Cleaner That's Always Fun (to put away).
'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'
Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming
'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'
'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'
'I'll do anything for you.' - 'Okay, start with vacuuming my apartment.'
"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies, homemaker, homemakers, housework, house work, chore, chores, accident, accidents, accidental, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, hazard, hazards, hazardous condition, hazardous conditions, inattentive, look away, looks away, trouble
"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, noisy, disturbed, disturbing, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, class time, lesson, lessons, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, indifferent, uncaring, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
Ned helped out