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"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
"My boyfriend is lazy, cheap and a total control freak...but I never say anything bad about him."
Boss to employee: 'You think you've got burnout? Are you sure it's not dry rot?'
'Your face isn't familiar, but your line is.'
Clancy: Birthday Presents
Clancy: Self-Made Man
"Don't be ridiculous. Who'd want to steal your identity?"